February 2012
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What even went on when they shot that music video? The director was just like. “Here Morrissey, you’re going to wear this mesh jumper and oh, here’s your eyeshadow. Action! Wait, cut, cut. Morrissey, you’re dancing and that’s great but… could you hump the rock this time? Yeah. Just really make dirty sex with that boulder. Oh yeah. Just like that. Perfect. Okay,...
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Whenever I’m feeling down, I like to watch the November Spawned A Monster music video because you can’t be sad when Morrissey is humping rocks and playing a chocolate harmonica.
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Why does everyone with a “Girl Afraid” tattoo get it in the same spot on their ribcage why?
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The Smiths vs Lana Del Rey
larsbarsblog:
Hmm… intruiguing! I’ve been wondering what Morrissey thinks of Lana Del Rey recenently… Interesting mash up!
oh my god. This is fantastic.
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jackwhiteslittlemonster replied to your post: What if I was driving one day and then I looked in…
you’d most likely have a heart attack and wreck. LOL
oh. I’m not going to say it. NO. Not gunna quote it. Nope.
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TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE.
I’d better get to sleep so I can wake up really early and do my hair and makeup so it looks natural and all, “oh shucks. I just got out of bed but I look fabulous”. And I need to find the perfect “yeah, these were the first clothes I could find, I just threw something on quickly” outfit to match. Like… breakfast is a hard date to dress for, you guys. I...
What if I was driving one day and then I looked in the backseat and Morrissey was there?
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you know what the most danceable song in my universe is? Hairdresser on Fire. I feel like an effeminate chimpanzee when that song comes on and I’m alone. But when others are around I play it cool. I act like I don’t want to flail my arms around like a wild go-go dancer.
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It’s exactly 370 days since I met Colin Meloy and I’m really sad now.
Morrissey wrote a lot of songs about teachers and students getting it on. Okay, so, three. No. Two. Headmaster Ritual wasn’t sexual. Never mind. Carry on.
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oh yeah, the guy I stalked… his name is Matt. And he’s a high school teacher.
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And when you want to live, how do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know?
The highlights of my day today were fantasizing about rubbing my face on Matt’s stubble and then looking at pictures of Morrissey’s nipples.
So I hope that when I die and I go to heaven that it’s just one big music festival.
AND NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT!!!
Frankly Mr. Shankly, since you asked,
you are a flatulent pain in the ass
Apparently Morrissey asked The Queen if he could get another chance in court with Mike Joyce to contest the verdict he didn’t like and I thought that was really hypocritical of him.
My grandma sometimes starts a conversation with me saying, “I’m not racist, but…” and I know it’s going to be a one sided conversation with her saying racist things and me just staring at her.
If Ryan Gosling grew out his eyebrows he could totally play Morrissey.
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the story of the smiths
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courtney-luvz:
the end.