February 2012
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What even went on when they shot that music video? The director was just like. “Here Morrissey, you’re going to wear this mesh jumper and oh, here’s your eyeshadow. Action! Wait, cut, cut. Morrissey, you’re dancing and that’s great but… could you hump the rock this time? Yeah. Just really make dirty sex with that boulder. Oh yeah. Just like that. Perfect. Okay,...
Feb 23rd
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Whenever I’m feeling down, I like to watch the November Spawned A Monster music video because you can’t be sad when Morrissey is humping rocks and playing a chocolate harmonica.
Feb 23rd
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Why does everyone with a “Girl Afraid” tattoo get it in the same spot on their ribcage why? 
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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The Smiths vs Lana Del Rey
larsbarsblog: Hmm… intruiguing! I’ve been wondering what Morrissey thinks of Lana Del Rey recenently… Interesting mash up! oh my god. This is fantastic. 
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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jackwhiteslittlemonster replied to your post: What if I was driving one day and then I looked in… you’d most likely have a heart attack and wreck. LOL oh. I’m not going to say it. NO. Not gunna quote it. Nope. …. …… TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE.
Feb 20th
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I’d better get to sleep so I can wake up really early and do my hair and makeup so it looks natural and all, “oh shucks. I just got out of bed but I look fabulous”. And I need to find the perfect “yeah, these were the first clothes I could find, I just threw something on quickly” outfit to match. Like… breakfast is a hard date to dress for, you guys. I...
Feb 20th
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What if I was driving one day and then I looked in the backseat and Morrissey was there?
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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you know what the most danceable song in my universe is? Hairdresser on Fire. I feel like an effeminate chimpanzee when that song comes on and I’m alone. But when others are around I play it cool. I act like I don’t want to flail my arms around like a wild go-go dancer. 
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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It’s exactly 370 days since I met Colin Meloy and I’m really sad now.
Feb 20th
Morrissey wrote a lot of songs about teachers and students getting it on. Okay, so, three. No. Two. Headmaster Ritual wasn’t sexual. Never mind. Carry on.
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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oh yeah, the guy I stalked… his name is Matt. And he’s a high school teacher.
Feb 20th
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And when you want to live, how do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know?
Feb 20th
The highlights of my day today were fantasizing about rubbing my face on Matt’s stubble and then looking at pictures of Morrissey’s nipples.
Feb 20th
So I hope that when I die and I go to heaven that it’s just one big music festival.
Feb 20th
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AND NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT!!!
Feb 20th
Frankly Mr. Shankly, since you asked, you are a flatulent pain in the ass
Feb 20th
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Apparently Morrissey asked The Queen if he could get another chance in court with Mike Joyce to contest the verdict he didn’t like and I thought that was really hypocritical of him.
Feb 20th
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My grandma sometimes starts a conversation with me saying, “I’m not racist, but…” and I know it’s going to be a one sided conversation with her saying racist things and me just staring at her.
Feb 20th
If Ryan Gosling grew out his eyebrows he could totally play Morrissey.
Feb 20th
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the story of the smiths
necklaceof-rope: shitfrankiesays: courtney-luvz: the end.
Feb 20th
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